Tuesday, December 25, 2012

friends, part 2



things are a little slow
so how are you doing
how are you feeling

can't you tell
i really appreciate it
maybe not as much as i should

that's great
be sarcastic
see if i care

all right
what's going on
i won't ask you again

hear anything from billy
who?
oh yeah he's okay

thank you for asking
and jennifer?
she appreciates your asking

she was in jail
thank you for asking
but she's out now

we should give her a call
ask her how she's doing
she was such a dingbat

what's going on
how's it going

"mom would kill us if she could see us now"


Monday, December 24, 2012

friends, part 1



what's happening
what's happening
how's it going

let's get together sometime
fine
how are you feeling

let's get together sometime
but what's happening
what's going on

very well
good
what's going on

i really appreciate it
good
very well

"are you sure you want to know?"

things are a little slow
very well

not much
not much
we should get together sometime

how are you feeling
pretty well
i really appreciate it

how's it going
things are a little slow
but not much



Saturday, December 22, 2012

Andriy ANtonovskiy





at joe's diner, part 2



i'd think the same thing
i mean, you came all this way
for the chance of a lifetime

right
i tell you what
let's go someplace else

where we can talk
and be more reasonable
in a less heated atmosphere

if you get my drift
this is your best chance
the chance of a lifetime

so let's be reasonable
don't you want to be reasonable
what's that?

you thought what?
that's just talk
i know, i know

"but they should mind their own business"

and stop thinking
about what doesn't concern them

so what do you say
don't overthink this

"we'll find a nice quiet spot"

and be reasonable
that's right, put the gun away
right



Thursday, December 20, 2012

at joe's diner, part 1



you thought you seen
to throw away
but let's be reasonable

i'd think the same thing
to throw away
reasonable?

didn't you
just to talk
you didn't come all this way

just to talk
did you
all this way?

didn't you stop and think
sure
just to talk

throw it all away
i know what you think
the chance of a lifetime

you didn't come all this way
reasonable?
i know what you think

put that gun away
sure
put that gun away

put it away
the last of me
i'm a reasonable person



Friday, December 14, 2012

attack: "advise all ships and carriers - target in defense mode"



roses at midnight, part 2



cornflakes are yellow
broccoli is green
vitamin b pills are yellow

nobody likes me
this guy must have thought i was soft
him and his two pals were drunk

with a knife!
snakes are green
drunk as skunks

four good for nothing bums
in an alley last night
nobody ever did nothing for me

you're so pretty
with a knife in your hand
roses are red

no friends at all
you're so pretty

"if anybody asks you"

violets are blue
nobody, nobody at all ever
he said he wanted to fight

"tell them maisie johnson was here but now she's gone"

dogs are yellow
they came at me all at once

all at once
i have no friends
i have no friends



roses at midnight, part 1


with a knife
and no one wanted to fight
roses are red

nobody likes me
but they wanted to fight
four lousy bums

three were drinking wine
spinach is green
four smelly bums

and one wanted to fight
violets are blue
violets are blue all year round

with a knife
in an alley last night
you're a real pretty gal

four no-good bums
in an alley last night
because roses are red

pills are yellow
you're the prettiest gal i ever seen
violets are blue

i have no friends
roses are red in the springtime
spinach is green

in an alley down by the park
this guy came at me
three of them ran away

Friday, December 7, 2012

the singer


tra la la
why did you marry me
but you don't

boom de boom
i am trying to concentrate
boom de boom boom

boom de boom boom boom
why did you marry me
troublemakers

i like to sing
i am trying to concentrate
the neighbors

will think we are some sort
but you don't
the neighbors will

tra la la la la
please, i am trying to concentrate
enough!

stop that stupid singing
the neighbors
if you don't want to listen

if you don't want to listen
no, i do not want to listen
why did you marry me

a reputation as troublemakers
i am trying to concentrate
will think we are some sort

Sunday, December 2, 2012

bigfoot

"this has to be a first"

it had to be this way
come on, say something

you are always so hot to do something
it's not normal
nobody is blaming you

i can't catch a break
always with the excuses
it just happens sometimes

i don't see the connection
you young people
can you feel it

i don't see the connection
it just happens sometimes
no connection at all

oh, bigfoot did it
you can hear his footsteps
young people today

you are wrong
i don't hear anything
anything at all

there is just nothing there
listen
it was just your imagination

it was just your imagination
you think you are so hot
we all have problems