Saturday, November 18, 2023

pickup on mean street - 3. on the bus


by bofa xesjum

part three of 16

for previous chapter, click here

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the bus sat outside the terminal, waiting to pull out on to the rain slicked highway

ali had been duly turned into a rabbit, and was resting more or less comfortably in the pocket of the magician, who was seated by the window in the furthest seat back in the bus

the bus was almost full. the magician had placed a large trunk on the seat beside himself thus preventing anyone else from sitting beside him

ali was able to poke her rabbit head out of the magician’s pocket and peer out the window.

the rain continued to fall, and the lights in the mist on the other side of the street had a soothing glow.

the driver closed the door of the bus.

then just as it appeared the bus was about to pull out, the driver opened the door again.

a man got on the bus. he was one of the biggest men ali had ever seen. he had a big brown hat on his head and the hat was wet because it was raining.

the big man in the brown hat strode purposefully down the aisle of the bus and confronted the magician.

what are you trying to pull, manny? he demanded. you can not just run out on the syndicate like that. and what is that rabbit doing in your pocket?

there is some misunderstanding here, the magician retorted acidly. my name is not manny, it is omar, and i must say i do not care for your attitude.

you better cone along with me, manny. the big guy is in no mood for your childish nonsense.

the other passengers on the bus were starting to get restless.

driver, can we get this show on the road?

somebody throw both these bums off the bus, and their rabbit with them.

*

with a weary sigh, the bus driver got up and walked down the aisle to the back of the bus to see what the commotion was about.

the big man with the brown hat turned around and saw the bus driver approaching him.

chester! the bus driver exclaimed. i did not expect to see you here, of all people.

it looks you got me, billy, the man in the brown hat replied sheepishly.

i guess i do, the driver said. you would not happen to have that sawbuck you have owed me for lo these many years, would you?

no, man, i am afraid i do not. you are going to have to give me a little more time on that.

fair enough, billy replied with another weary sigh. meanwhile would you mind getting off my bus so i can get these good people to their appointed destinations?

all right, billy, if you say so.

do we have to listen to this all night, a woman of ample girth with a blue flower in her hair, occupying the seat across from manny the magician, demanded. i for one have to get to cincinnati by ten o’clock tomorrow morning to peddle my wares, and i am incensed by this totally needless delay.

you see what i have to deal with, billy addressed chester. be a good fellow and get off the bus and make the whole world smile, all right.

all right, billy, i will make some people happy and do as you say . and i will get back to you with a tenner, i promise, as soon as it is reasonably feasible.

as he started back up the aisle, chester turned and glared balefully at manny. i’m not through with you, my man. do not think that for one minute.

move it! another voice from the depths of the bus shouted. let’s go!

a rather empty boast, manny sneered at chester.

chester jostled against the lady going to cincinnati with the blue flower in her hair, and she shoved him away and he landed across the aisle in the lap of a young woman with thick glasses reading a copy of pearl buck’s the good earth, and more hooting and laughter flowed through the bus.

ali saw her chance.

she jumped out of manny’s pocket and scurried under the seats up to the front of the bus and exited through chester’s legs when billy opened the door of the bus to let chester out.

the cool night air gave her a well-needed shot of adrenalin and she hopped down the street into the shadows of an abandoned warehouse.

free!

but after a moment of exultation, despair overwhelmed her.

she was a rabbit! how could she get to the good place if she was a rabbit!

and then another thought hammered her poor brain.

the envelope!

what had become of the envelope?



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Friday, November 17, 2023

pickup on mean street - 2. a kindly smile


by bofa xesjum

part two of 16

to read chapter one, click here



the bus station stretched away in the distance like the mouth of a gigantic whale ready to swallow a thousand jonahs.

excuse me, a voice at ali’s elbow said.

ali turned and saw a woman leaning on a strangely curved cane.

the woman had a kindly smile and looked like a witch.

she was in the same line fo the ticket counter that ali had been in, now about two spots back from the head of the line.

i could not help overhearing your conversation, the kindly woman said.

perhaps it is no business of mine, but i suspect that person was a rounder, and that they picked your pocket and stole your wallet while engaging you in conversation.

i do not like to accuse people without proof. ali said. did you actually see them take my wallet?

no, but what else could gave happened?

perhaps, ali replied boldly, you took it!

the witchy woman laughed.

i? i was four or five places behind you.

but you are a witch, exclaimed ali, in a louder voice than she had intended.

everybody in the bus station turned and stared at her.

*

look here, said a man behind the witch in the line, you can not go around accusing people without proof.

the man wore a tall black hat and looked like a magician.

although he did not have a black mustache.

i am sorry, ali said, i was misguided and spoke out of turn.

that is easy to say, the magician replied, but a show of sincerity might be in order.

i only wanted to get to the good place, ali responded, but i am lost and alone and despised and worst of all, i have no money and face the immediate prospect of starving or freezing to death.

that’s so sad, the magician sneered, what do you want from me?

since you presumed to censure me in front of all these good people, ali replied boldly, perhaps you could render me some small assistance.

very well, i will render you some assistance.

and what might that be?

i will turn you into a rabbit, and pull you out of hats all over the civilized world. how do you like those apples?

i gratefully accept your offer, ali replied humbly, even though i do not understand the meaning of the expression how do you like those apples.



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Thursday, November 16, 2023

pickup on mean street - 1. the line


by bofa xesjum

part one of 16



ali wanted to live in a world of good people.

she heard of a place with good people.

she stood in line at the bus station to buy a ticket.

she waited for what seemed a long time.

the person behind her tapped her on the shoulder.

i see you have a heavy suitcase with you, the person said.

ali turned and looked at the person.

by this time, the line had started to move.

the person took an envelope from their pocket.

would you take this up to the desk, they asked ali.

what is this about, ali asked. why do you not take it yourself.

i have no time to go into it, the person said.

because my time will soon be over, they added.

after some thought, ali took the envelope.

*

when ali finally reached the head of the line, she asked for a ticket to the good place.

the ticket seller laughed when he heard ali’s request.

that is the worst place in the world, he exclaimed heartily.

he added, i do not know why anybody would wish to purchase a ticket to such a place.

ali was perplexed.

i have heard otherwise. she said.

well, do you want the ticket or not, the ticket seller asked.

as i have come this far, ali replied, i think i will indeed purchase the ticket.

well then, here is the ticket. just give me your credit card and you can be on your merry way to the worst place in the world.

ali reached into her pocket for her wallet which contained all her i d and credit and debit cards.

it was gone!

i am sorry, ali told the ticket taker, but i seem to have misplaced my wallet and i can not offer you my credit card.

these things happen, the ticket taker replied with a philosophical air, at least you will be spared your trip to the worst place in the world.

but what can i do, ali asked, i am alone in the world with no i d and no credit card, what will become of me?

step aside, please, and make way for the person in line behind you.

ali stood aside, as she did not know what else to do.



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